Paladin - Can't Heal Stupid

$24.99 USD

~~$32.00 USD~~ $24.99 USD

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Color: Military Green

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All sizes in inches. Width measurement is distance from side to side laying flat.
To get full chest circumference, double the width measurement.

Shirt Info and Care

SOFT-STYLE TEES

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues
Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colors

Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Embrace your inner holy warrior with our "Paladin: Priests who have learned you can't heal stupid since 1978" T-shirt, designed exclusively for Dungeons & Dragons fans and tabletop RPG enthusiasts. This clever tee features a striking Paladin graphic paired with a tongue-in-cheek message that nods to the golden era of D&D—remember, it all started in 1978 when the paladin class first captured our imaginations in the iconic Player's Handbook. Made from premium, 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt delivers a soft, lightweight feel and a classic unisex fit, perfect for game nights, conventions, or casual wear. The high-quality direct-to-garment print ensures that the bold text and design stay vibrant through every adventure, sparking conversations and laughter among fellow players. Whether you’re a dedicated Dungeon Master or a veteran adventurer, this T-shirt is a fun way to celebrate the unique blend of sacred duty and irreverent humor that defines the paladin class. Roll the dice in style and show the world that when it comes to healing stupidity, the paladins have been leading the charge since 1978.