Not Your Therapist

$24.99 USD

~~$32.00 USD~~ $24.99 USD

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Color: Military Green

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All sizes in inches. Width measurement is distance from side to side laying flat.
To get full chest circumference, double the width measurement.

Shirt Info and Care

SOFT-STYLE TEES

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues
Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colors

Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Set clear boundaries with this hilarious Dungeons & Dragons-inspired t-shirt! Featuring the bold text, "I'm your Dungeon Master, not your therapist," this design is perfect for any DM who knows that game night isn’t the time for deep emotional counseling—unless it's about your character’s backstory. Ideal for DMs, players, and anyone who enjoys a laugh about the unique role of the Dungeon Master. Wear it at your next game night, convention, or whenever you need to remind everyone of the difference between adventuring and therapy. A great gift for any Dungeon Master with a sense of humor!