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I Could Be Cool (Minimalist)

I Could Be Cool (Minimalist)

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price $32.00 USD Sale price $24.99 USD
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Color: White
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Size Chart

All sizes in inches. Width measurement is distance from side to side laying flat.
To get full chest circumference, double the width measurement.

Shirt Info and Care

SOFT-STYLE TEES

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

  • Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
  • The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
  • All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues
Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colors

  • Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
  • Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

This minimalist tee says it all with just a simple line-drawing of a D20 dice giving the double middle finger and the text: "I Could Be Cool But the Dice Won't Let Me." Perfect for those who know the frustration of unlucky rolls, this shirt captures the humor in misfortune with a clean, iconic design. Whether you're the party's perennially unlucky rogue or the fighter with a habit of rolling low at the worst moments, this shirt is your new go-to. A must-have for D&D players who know that sometimes, the dice just aren't on your side!

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